If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
