shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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