Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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