Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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