he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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