I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
