OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
