I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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