i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
