Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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