Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
