She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Let's get the cat blown out
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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