What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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