how can u be prego again
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
