Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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