What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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