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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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