yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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