god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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