It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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