at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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