I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I bet he comes in French.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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