just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
