please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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