Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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