I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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