I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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