**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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