Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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