Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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