Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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