I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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