I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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