If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
is it fun? or sober?
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