Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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