He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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