Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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