I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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