Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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