Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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