Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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