what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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