Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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