exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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