I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
