Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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