yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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