it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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