I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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