38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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